Henry Diary

October 23rd 2005
'''My 10th birthday!!!!!!!!!! I told mum and dad to go to Zangy Zopper wher i will meet Ed Banger family.Peter said to me "Henry i got a present and it is to go to the shop ''Go Veggie Boo Fast Food"said Peter.And i said"Dream on Pete". Ralph is bringing me a Ed Banger Costume and I invited Ed to my Party and he said he will give me £35967894.98(no lie).I remember the amount of money because i am so excited.Then Ed said when he came to my party he gave my money and then i became a singer, a poet, and a artist. I know i am so good.'

October 24th 2005
My Birthday is finished and i am going to Football Club in Ashton where i will meet Ralph my great friend and look at my football timetable Break only 5 mins and we don't even do Matches and guess who is the coach....Mr Sogginton Junior.It is Sid oldest son, who is the age of my brother whos 26,Siddigo.And he beated Ralph up as ralph said to him i need to go to the water fountain in break and he said"shush you smelly boy".Then he sounded bit like Miss Battleaxe.Thats when it hit me that Siddigo is Battleaxe's son so Sid married to Battleaxe.That is Shocking!

October 25th 2005
I met my old friend drego and he says that i am rubbish.Boring

October 26th 2005
'''It is my aunt ruby wedding and she is 26.So she is marrying Siddigo.Yes you heard it. So my aunt mother in law is my teacher.So my teacher is steve grandma. Siddigo small brother siruti(who is my friend) and his older siblings Benny and Listy. '''

October 27th 2005
I saw ed banger notebook and it showed me his profile.It was a short one.Boringo

October 28th 2005
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October 25th 2015
H'''i, I am Henry 10 years later. I am now a mature man so this diary will be a bit more serious''' bye