October 23rd 2005EditMy 10th birthday!!!!!!!!!! I told mum and dad to go to Zangy Zopper wher i will meet Ed Banger family.Peter said to me "Henry i got a present and it is to go to the shop Go Veggie Boo Fast Food"said Peter.And i said"Dream on Pete". Ralph is bringing me a Ed Banger Costume and I invited Ed to my Party and he said he will give me £35967894.98(no lie).I remember the amount of money because i am so excited.Then Ed said when he came to my party he gave my money and then i became a singer, a poet, and a artist. I know i am so good.
October 24th 2005Edit
My Birthday is finished and i am going to Football Club in Ashton where i will meet Ralph my great friend and look at my football timetable
|Monday||Football Practise at 12:30||Shooting Practise at 13:30||Break at 13:45-13:50||
Home at 14:00
|Tuesday||Football Practise at 12:30||Shooting Practise at 13:30||Break at 13:45-13:50||Home at 14:00|
|Wednesday||Football Practise at 12:30||Shooting Practise at 13:30||Break at 13:45-13:50||Home at 14:00|
|Thursday||Football Practise at 12:30||Shooting Practise at 13:30||Break at 13:45-13:50||Home at 14:00|
|Friday||Football Practise at 12:30||Shooting Practise at 13:30||Break at 13:45-13:50||Home at 14:00|
Break only 5 mins and we don't even do Matches and guess who is the coach....Mr Sogginton Junior.It is Sid oldest son, who is the age of my brother whos 26,Siddigo.And he beated Ralph up as ralph said to him i need to go to the water fountain in break and he said"shush you smelly boy".Then he sounded bit like Miss Battleaxe.Thats when it hit me that Siddigo is Battleaxe's son so Sid married to Battleaxe.That is Shocking!
October 25th 2005Edit
I met my old friend drego and he says that i am rubbish.Boring
October 26th 2005Edit
It is my aunt ruby wedding and she is 26.So she is marrying Siddigo.Yes you heard it. So my aunt mother in law is my teacher.So my teacher is steve grandma. Siddigo small brother siruti(who is my friend) and his older siblings Benny and Listy.
October 27th 2005Edit
|Edward Harods Banger|
1st October 1973
October 28th 2005Edit
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October 25th 2015 Edit
Hi, I am Henry 10 years later. I am now a mature man so this diary will be a bit more serious bye